Pappu: Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha! Lagta Hai Hamari Shadi Nahi Hogi! Ladaki: Kyon Papa Se Mile The Kya? Pappu: Nahin Tumhari 'Bahan' Se Mila Tha!
Pappu: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dada Ji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya? Santa: Bilkul Marte The! Pappu: To Yah Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi?
Adhyapak: Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aa? Pappu: Sar Mujhe Bard Flu Ho Gaya Tha! Adhyapak: Bard Flu To Murgiyon Ko Hota Hai! Pappu:Aap Har Roj Mujhe Murga Jo Banate The!
Santa: Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Papa Yah Meri Garlfrend Hai! Agale Din... Santa: Ab Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Rishta Vahi Item Nai!
Pappu Aur Uski Garlfrend Ped Ke Piche Baithe The Budha Aadmi: Beta Kya Yahi Hamari 'Sanskriti' Hai? Pappu: Nahin Ankal Ye To Anjali Hai Aap Kisi Aur Ped Ke Piche Dekh Lo
Pappu Apni Padosion Ke Ladaki Ko "I Lav Yu"A Ladaki: Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karta Hu Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Aur Fir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur Bola "Teri Mammi Ko Bataunga"A Ladaki: Ruk Ja Kamine I Lav Yu To (I Love You Too!)A